Thursday, December 01, 2005

Whores! Whores, all!

So a few sources (Stereogum, Tabloid Baby, Daily News, Felber's Frolics) have covered the basic story (which I'll plagiarize from Stereogum, who plagiarized from the Daily News):
For his daughter's coming-of-age celebration last weekend, multimillionaire Long Island defense contractor David H. Brooks booked two floors of the Rainbow Room, hauled in concert-ready equipment, built a stage, installed special carpeting, outfitted the space with Jumbotrons and arranged command performances by everyone from 50 Cent to Tom Petty to Aerosmith. ... Also on the bill were The Eagles' Don Henley and Joe Walsh performing with Fleetwood Mac's Stevie Nicks; DJ AM (Nicole Richie's fiance); rap diva Ciara and, sadly perhaps (except that he received an estimated $250,000 for the job), Kenny G blowing on his soprano sax as more than 300 guests strolled and chatted into their pre-dinner cocktails.
I don't know which is sadder: someone's need to spend this much for a Bat Mitzvah; the sense of entitlement this kid's going to grow up with; or the fact that if you have enough money, even the artists who make them out to be the most moral of citizens (Henley and Petty, I'm looking in your general direction) will spread eagle for you.

Unreal.

How much would it cost Brooks to get Walsh, Nicks and Fiddy in a gangbang? Just asking.

Girl: I don't know who you are, but who did your face lift? Looks great!

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