Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Sit on My Face and Tell Me that You Love Me

When I saw this picture 2 things came to mind, first the Monty Python song, Sit On My Face, and second, the Farting Preacher.

Maybe I should get Pastor Gas this chair.... It would make me feel much better.

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Ben Affleck: Sit On My Face
READ MORE: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner

We have no idea why someone’s painted Ben Affleck’s face on a child-size chair, or why such a moving objet d’art was being removed from Affleck’s house. Perhaps the chair was delivered to his residence by his “number one fan,” who lit himself on fire on the front lawn once he realized he and Affleck would never be together now that Jennifer Garner and the baby are in the picture, and the painting was too painful a reminder of the tragic intersection of crushing fame and unrequited love. Who knows? It’s Friday morning and we don’t need to have all the answers. In any case, it’s a more flattering likeness than Affleck’s Police Sparkling Gun Playset.


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