Tuesday, September 13, 2005

The West 15th street Karaoke 2BR must be found and destroyed - destroyed with ROCK.

These people are just *asking* for it. Our course is clear, we must find them, we must bring the whole crowd, and just lay waste to their apartment with our savage karaoke stylings. Andrew has to come down from Boston and sing Foxy Lady. Rach must sing Private Dancer. Chele and Brooke must sing the entire Liz Phair/Jesus Christ Superstar catalog.

Then the finale. While Jen, Jason and I sing Too Much Love Will Kill You, the rest of you will inflict property damage the likes of which has not been seen since the Mongol hordes sacked Bukhara in 1220. It will be GLORIOUS!

(Ignore me kids, I need sleep.)


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