Thursday, June 29, 2006

Madonna Sucks At Guitar

From Kelefa Sanneh's review of last night's Madonna concert in the New York Times:

The most indigestible moments are still the ones in which Madonna is burdened with something more inhibiting than a saddle: a guitar. Madonna with a guitar is generally the concert equivalent of cholesterol: it clogs the aisles with otherwise faithful fans who suddenly remember they have to buy
a T-shirt, or use the rest room, or track down one of those beer mugs with the pretzel rod in the handle.

Daaaaag, yo. You gotta be quite the shitty guitarist to be compared to CHOLESTEROL. Even I haven't been compared to cholesterol. (I was compared to The Diabetes.)

I now present, for your amusement, pictures of Madonna trying to play guitar and look badass at the same time, and, in the process, achieving neither.


At 2/28/2017 6:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone starts somewhere with a guitar. She's actually gotten to be decent. She used to play both guitar and drums before turning to vocals.


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