Go A-Rod!

A sports post? Yeah, I can't explain it either.

A-Rod Saves Boy From Being Hit By Truck

What an excellent article, if you like articles clearly submitted by publicists! Gotta love Jeter's comment at the end.

And of course, the only thing I could think of was this scene from Homer At The Bat:

Jose Canseco is walking down the street when he passes a burning house. The woman outside pleads for him to rescue her baby. Being the kind, generous soul that he is, Jose rushes into the burning house and emerges with the child. She then hears her cat, and Jose rescues it as well. She hears her player piano. Jose pulls up his collar and heads back in again.

Oh man, what a great episode. Go out and get Simpsons Season 3 on DVD right now.