Monday, June 20, 2005

How can I ever repay you? [batting eyelashes]

I think somebody has seen Barbarella a few too many times. Sometimes the old-fashioned way is best. (Thanks to Lawrence for this great find.)
Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers
By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 18th May 2005 12:04 GMT

The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why. ®

The offending underpants:
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3 Comments:

At 6/20/2005 4:46 PM, Blogger Michael said...

...and so, despite entreaties and direct orders from Jason, the slow inexorable transformation of Plagiarist from BNL/Who fansite to hardcore porn emporium begins.

 
At 6/21/2005 9:44 AM, Blogger Krischelle said...

Oh come on, this is so not porn. If I wanted to post porn, I would post porn. What am I gonna do today? Whatever I want! Gosh!

 
At 6/21/2005 10:25 AM, Blogger Z said...

Post porn! POST PORN!

 

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