Oh, How I Love My Bloggers

So exciting to jump on the "World Wide Web," as the hipsters are terming it, and observe how my wonderful friends (as a reminder, that's Supple Cow, Down With Snark, Cynthetiq and Z) are somehow making my blog simultaneously cooler and lamer than it has ever been before. A quick look at the recent stats for the site confirm my prediction: nobody is reading this but you guys and Big Daddy Rinke, and as we all know, you should never respect anybody who wears his name on his shirt to remind himself of who he is. Just kidding, Mike, thanks for viewing and it's scary that you're somebody's dad now. But either way, that's cool, 'cause clearly you're keeping yourselves entertained and I could have sworn I heard Jess chuckle at one of these entries...but then again, it could have just been gas.

As I only have 24 hours of internet access at my undisclosed location, I haven't really had time to view my guest bloggers' entries. But shall download Plagiarist for offline perusing - say, when I am on the plane and having trouble getting to sleep.

By the way, did you know that a single laptop battery, when spinning a DVD, lasts for exactly 24 minutes?

Anyway, my sincere gratitude to you all. Please keep writing.

I cannot disclose where I am currently vacationing, but can offer you a photo.