Oh, Cooter

With all the hype surrounding the new Dukes of Hazzard movie (okay, I'm mainly talking about Jessica Simpson's ass), I've always had one question circling around in my brain.

What does Cooter think of all this?

Well, thankfully, Cooter has weighed in.

"Basically, they trashed our show," said Jones, who read a script of the Warner Brothers movie, which is scheduled to be released next month. "It's one thing to do whatever movie they want to do, but to take a classic family show and do that is like taking 'I Love Lucy' and making her a crackhead or something."

Cooter, Cooter, Cooter....truer words were never spoken. And a brilliant comparison of your show to the one that that crackhead Lucille Ball created. I made that connection a long time ago.

Cooter: You. Are. A. Delight.